squishhorse

A sand sculpture of a seahorse that has been squished. Normally created by a Mark.

"Oh, looky there! It's a squishhorse!"

by LlamaHead August 6, 2006

squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016

squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

Stinky squishy

A stinky squishy is a combination of awesomeness. Be sure to worship mockasunya incase you thought I was going to leave the fockasoon out :D

Hi stinky squishy!

by Punkrck1995 April 19, 2022

squishable

able to be SQUISHED/SQUASHED

Your cushion is super comfortable and squishable.

by Skyspeaker June 2, 2005

Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008