squirreling

When during the act of sexual intercourse, the man places his testicles into the woman's anus, thus "squirreling" his nuts away for the winter.

"Oh man, I was totally squirreling your mom last night!"

by Nut T. Squirrel October 3, 2007

squirrels gone wild

The awesome bloody death of all emo.

Emo is no match for Squirrels Gone Wild

by Jesus H. Christ December 24, 2004

Squirrels

Customers in a retail store that are ampt up on drugs and their speech and behaviors are very fast, frenzied, and unpredictable.

Keep an eye out on the couple of squirrels in the clearance section.

by mz.tamara March 26, 2010

squirrely squirrelison

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008

Squirreling

To go out looking for your nut, and getting your nut from a female preferably.

Last night me and Tom went squirreling but couldn't find any females.

by Philippes April 22, 2011

Squirrels

1920's and 30's version of "pigs", slang word for the cops.

"Cheese it boys, it's the Squirrels!" said Johnny Bankrobber.

by Beer Wolf April 10, 2005

squirrelittus

someone who always wants a piggyback and sometimes starts to be gay

chris stop being squirrelittus

by Loafy May 31, 2007