"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
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When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.
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Girl : What's Bondage squirting
Boy : It's when I tie you up and force you to squirt
Girl : OO ! I wanna try (:
Boy : FUCK YES !
Boy : It's when I tie you up and force you to squirt
Girl : OO ! I wanna try (:
Boy : FUCK YES !
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