The Squirtle

When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.

Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him

by LitTitties July 21, 2019

Squirtle

At any point in climax of intercourse, you grab a pail of water and proceed to spit all of the water on to his/her genitalia.

"Me and my girl were having sex last night, we ended up doing the squirtle (My Favorite)."

by beastfromtheregulareast March 13, 2011

Squirtle

Accidental circumcision by skate board

He fell of the skateboard and got squirtle

by Melll123 November 27, 2011

squirgle

A sound a cat makes that is a mixture of purring and a meow.

After my cat uses the litterbox she squirgles and then runs around the room real fast.

by cogsmos April 4, 2013

Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

Squirkle

A square with rounded corners.

That old tv is shaped like a squirkle.

by PMUSIC November 5, 2009

Squirtleneck

The sudden post sex squeezing of your dick by a woman’s vagina right after you cum.. There’s that calm quiet moment and then Bam! Out of nowhere, it’s like her snake is eating your hamster... your limp lifeless hamster.. feels like a turtleneck...

Watch out for that one, if I were you I’d get in and get out before any squirtleneck occurs.. She’s got a reputation for that ya know...

by Burntybayer March 30, 2019