Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 07, 2012

See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.

p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.

by Anon12345865432 July 30, 2008

Squints

The area(s) between the labia or shaft and the thigh.

“Daaaang, I’m all sweaty up in my squints.”

by Mr CM February 26, 2024

Squint

A fan of the American TV-show Bones.
Plural squints

Person1: I hear you like Bones
Person2: yeah I'm a squint

by That other girl May 19, 2017

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 31, 2019

squint grits

american chinese food, squint asian eyes, grits = craker food.

Go get some squint grits from that crazy mexican lady down the street.

by JoseOle April 28, 2004

Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff February 29, 2012