squirter mcfurter

Master of cum
The one who women look for a good squirting time

Yo Ron Burgundy is the real squirter mcfurter

by Weenie bo Beenie June 18, 2005

Squirter

A squirter is a small female (like kylie) who is already at knob height - making is easy to squirt(h)er.

Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.

That squirter is the right height for me.

At the orgy I had to duck the squirter.

by DJ Jaybee July 29, 2004

Ranch Squirter

A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.

That chick is a ranch squirter.

by THE REAL DEAL RANCH SQUIRT July 6, 2009

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

Squirter Burger

When you're eating a girl out in the doggy style position and she diarrheas down into your mouth.

My woman had a bad case of the diarrhea last night and accidently gave me a Squirter Burger.

by Igaveurmomthe D November 28, 2017

squirterboat

When a girl orgasms by way of oral sex and the giver rapidly turns their face from left to right, causing her ejaculated liquid to splash on his face and propeller outwards.

The final result should resemble that of a dog emerging from water and shaking itself to extract excess water.

I went squirterboat on that girl so hard, the walls were dripping.

by Nogimp May 13, 2019