Squelch

The sound that occurs when the monster cock gets pulled out of an asshole

wow i heard some major squelch from you then benjamin!

by bensreallyafag August 5, 2008

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021

Squeech

To blow your nose on a chicks asshole as lube.

Guy 1 - "Hey hows that cold coming along?"
Guy 2 - "Pretty good, I totally squeeched that librarian last night."
Guy 1 - "Yea shes a good squeechee"

by Sir-Squeach-A-Lot March 3, 2009

Squelchy

is to have intercorse, or gettin down.

we had squelchy together last night, ahhhhhh yeaaaaah!

by JokerCreu November 9, 2006

Squelchman

When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.

Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.

by Gimmmo May 6, 2011

Squeech

That awkward moment when a fart is let out during fapping

Brandon: "Dude, I was in my room fapping and let out a huge fart."
Clark: "HA sounds like you just squeeched."

by Silly Swed March 23, 2012

squelch

A popular sound in yaoi or gay anime/manga. It's most likely the sound of a character climaxing when being fingered another character. It can also be replaced with *splurge*or *splooge* and will also most likely me surrounded by a "*"

*one anime boy getting fingered by another*
Boy 1: I'm about to cum!
*squelch*

by TheGoldenShortman October 4, 2020