Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

Squeegee boys

The boys in da city or da hood that go up to your car without asking and began cleaning the windows to get money. Can be intimidating and scary though they are ages 7-14.

1. Frank: Hey Mark, could I borrow 10 dollars for lunch today?

Mark: No sorry those damn squeegee boys guilted me to give them money.

Frank: Damnit

2. Faith: Hey is that Josiah?

Ashley: No! That's just a squeegee boy!

by onionjohn2246 November 5, 2013

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

Dick Squeegee

Noun. This little flap of skin is most notably seen in porn movies where the girl is riding on top of the guy or also in the doggy style position. Located on the back of the pussy nearest the gooch, this majestic flap of skin can be see when pulling out right before each thrust and is used to help keep pussy juice on the shaft.

Andy: GYAAAD, did you see that fuck sluts dick squeegee?

Mike: fuck yeah! She got a well deserved pussy gape.

by Jbomb314 December 27, 2013

Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

Squeegee walk

When your feet point outwards giving the illusion that your squeegeeing water on the floor with your feet.

look at the jew fro..with the t-rex arms doing the squeegee walk. He looks like a fool

by HIGH PRESSURE January 4, 2013