squeezyhead

Someone who's so annoying that you'd like to take their tiny head between your fingers and squeeze it really hard.

My dad keeps teasing me. He is SUCH a squeezyhead!

by villavillain October 6, 2009

Squeeky Guy

A guy who is very squeeky. He has squeeky pants. He can do a squeeky pants dance.

Leeko! Leeko! Leeko! I'm a squeeky guy!

by Almost-Squeeky Guy April 13, 2004

jeezy peezy lemon squeezy

An expression used by huge dorks who are so hopeless that they think they are cool by saying it.

"UrbanDictionary doesn't have a definition for 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy'?! jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!!"

"jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!! I don't say 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy' too much!"

by NGE March 6, 2007

Squeeful

Something that causes one to explode at its mind bending cuteness.

Kittens, baby bunnies, and every other tiny thing with cute beady eyes is squeeful.

by CV337 August 21, 2011

Squeef

1 .A multi facetted term used in a host of scenarios generally to describe a person place or thing when no other recognized noun or adjective can describe such event.

2. Additionally this term can be used to describe a sudo hipster or metro sexual male that enjoys brunch or the wearing of tight pleated jeans or slacks .

1. I thought I was off this weekend but I got squeefed and have to go to the parade detail .

2. Look at that sqeef ... .........Can those skinny jeans be any tighter ??

by Squeef May 9, 2014

Squeef

When lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. Usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!

Jessica was being her whore-self when she squeefed all over her wall.

by Chenlemom November 28, 2013

squeef

(originating from the concatenation of sex and queef; comparable to a wet fart)
1. A sex fart; also known as the sound a vagina makes when air is forced inside, but promptly displaced by another object
2. The resulting sound of two solid, lubricated surfaces suctioning away from one another (as in intercourse when sweat covers two opposing body parts and contact between the two has momentarily subsided)

The young girl, already nervous about losing her virginity, panicked when she thought she ruined the experience by passing gas. Her boyfriend, already accustomed to this sort of situation, tried to comfort her by explaining that she squeefed. His efforts were sabotage by abrupt laughter. She cried.

by JRS November 4, 2003