Peevin-squeevin

Term of irish origin referring to someone who could be considered dumb or silly. An adjective, often reserved for describing someone who has just done something spectacularly daft.

"Oh my God, Finton! You're such a peevin' this evening!"

"Did you see Shauna slip on that banana peel beside the tractor yesterday and subsequently drop her ice-cream on a toddler's face?"
"Yeah, she's such a peevin-squeevin..."

"They're a shabble of peevin squeevins, those lads..."

by Devio September 21, 2009

Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 5, 2004

squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LoveMussel January 16, 2009

Squeebonics

Squeebonics is a derogatory term used to describe words derived from internet culture that don't mean anything, are cliché, or are otherwise annoying in the context used. The term is a portmanteau of ebonics and squee.

Please don't say squeebonics like instant fail or epic drop around me again.

by paZoel January 16, 2011

squeezin

the act of bein the coolest, most bad ass superhuman god- like mother fucker in the entire universe.

Did you see that dude with all them hot bitches? that motha fucka's squeezin.

by jsqueezy April 10, 2012

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017