Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

squating cobra

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil

dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!

by sryrudczad May 26, 2010

screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.

Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”

by Bwattz January 1, 2018

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 June 4, 2018

The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

screaming pellican

while engaging in anal sex on a beach the male sneakingly covers his penis in sand (helps if a little wet). Then without notice shoves the penis into his partners anus.

ahhh the screaming pellican!!!

by nick like woah September 5, 2007

Screaming Indian

When a man is having vaginal sex doggy style then pulls out and shoves it in her ass causing her to scream while simultaneously putting his hand over the woman's mouth moving it back and forth to create the sound of a indian war cry

The first time I gave a Screaming Indian my neighbors called the cops

by cmdr. Johnson September 8, 2005