Meredith Squared

Meredith Squared are two girls named Meredith, and they are besties. They love gettin in trouble, annoyin and pissin people off, and make crazy. They are both VERY sexy and have three boyfriends that they share and like to do it in the booty. They often compare themselves to Turk and JD on Scrubs and Kim and Khloe Kardashian. They have so many haters, including Gaga and the guy at the bookstore. One of the Merediths hated the other one for a few months, but eventually she came to her senses. They love to remenise about old times and bitch about how bad 2009 was. You never see the other one without the other even though they hate each other dearly.

Gaga: ''I hate Meredith Squared; they annoy the hell out of meh, and the redhead is pathetic.''
MJ: ''I'm so glad I'm part of Meredith Squared! I love MN sooooo much, that I wanna make babies with her........... No homo......... Maybe............ Not............... ??????? ........text meh..........?? Shower...... ??''

by SexylilmamaYeahbuddy February 6, 2010

Apeshit Squared

Doing something as much as humanly possible. When someone's retaliation can no longer be considered sane.

If you walk up to a crackhead, and steal their last bit of crack, they will go apeshit squared.

by Pr1m September 4, 2010

Sam Squared

Sam Squared is a pair of Sam's.
The two Sam's are pretty much always together,
and can be found as the center of attention most of the time.
Because the Sam's are known as best friends they
are very similar and have lots in common.
Everyone loves them as individuals and especially when
they are together.
Sam Squared is a pair of two amazing Sam's that
are great.
And if lucky some people are greeted with a Samwitch.

Hey look there goes Sam Squared!
Here comes Sam Squared!
Hi Sam Squared.

by Hello Kitty Kitty October 28, 2010

p squared

Penis and a paycheck

It's a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. When your husban ticks you off, remind yourself that he has p squared. If you are satisfied with the quality of his penis and his paycheck, then you can tolerate the rest of the crap.

by Roxanna Stephens June 18, 2006

W squared

i.e WW - Window Worthy

Used to describe attractive people who are worthy of sitting in the windows of restaurants and bars to attract customers.

(to be read in a french accent)
<waiter 1> Ah Jean Pierre, zeez sree ladies are veray attracteev.
<waiter 2> Oui, so zey are. Zey are how you say? Window Worzee.
<waiter 1> Tres bien.

by Posh Nosh February 15, 2005

69 Squared

The act in which four people form a square and perform oral on each other. Kind of like stacking lincoln logs but with humans.

Fred: Dude, how was that party last nite?

Jorge: IT was NUTS. Me, two chicks, and one of there boy friends 69 squared. It was crazy.

by Ginga-Ninja May 18, 2009

Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

by duke5572 October 29, 2007