Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.

"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"

by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

Squaring

Pooping to the power of two

Me: ALEX! Where were you? I was waiting for you.
Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring

Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️

by Bobby 😂 February 12, 2020

Squadies

A group of friends or people that you only play Squad with on Steam.

Yo Archie, you playing with your Squadies again on discord?

by Ardwen March 23, 2022

squainer

A noun describing someone who is lazy, a failure, struggling, or who messed up on something.

Jim: hey man how long is your speech?

John: What? that was due today?? i didn't even start it yet.

Jim: damn dude your such a squainer.

by MTAallday aka Abs January 26, 2011

squadie

a low ranking soldier in the armed forces,
often seen (paraletic drunk) hanging around kebab houses and childrens parks after dark on fridays and saturday nights looking for a young girl to mate with...

i hate fuckin squadies!!

squadies are scum!!

i went to the pub, i drunk 10 pints, i went home and beat my wife, coz im a northen bastard!! (song often used against squadies)

by bordon boi May 13, 2005

Squiding

The act in which the cheeks on the gluteus are fucked in the same way some will compare to "titty-fucking". Spit or some form of lubricant should be used in order to disarray misscomfort.

I heard Tom gave Georgia a good Squiding last night

by FpDavo May 14, 2011

stall squating

masterbating in a public stall

there once was a lonly kid who has noone to love him so he decided to go into the school bathroom and decided to do alittle stall squating.

by snivert April 12, 2007