NOUN
(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.
(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.
Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."
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Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039
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Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
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Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
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