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Squeaky Tea Pot

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.
by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021
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sneaky link

when you have sex with someone and you don’t want anyone else to know 😈✂️✂️‼️ (ex. noah beck & kaitlyn jenner)
person 1: YOO my sneaky link is amazing i feel like 100 BUCKS 🥶🥶
person 2: whats a sneaky link
by claire’s sneaky link May 6, 2021
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Sneaky Brandon

The act of letting out a silent fart either directly next to or behind another person's face. Quite possibly the worst farts ever and most certainly a near death experience.
There I was, just sitting at my desk and I nearly passed out. I can't believe he got me with another Sneaky Brandon!
by C.G.D. August 10, 2007
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Sneaky Magee

To take a few stealthy licks of the anus during connilinigus.
During passionate oral sex I ventured south for a few licks of the of her ass. By the time she noticed and the confusion settled I was back at the vagina and I had just pulled off a Sneaky Magee.
by Gingy Beats May 31, 2011
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sneaky athleticism

A term used to describe white athletes who don’t look athletic, especially quarterbacks by sports commentators.
I like Jared Goff as an NFL quarterback. He’s got poise in the pocket and he’s got sneaky athleticism.
by Warpedaxis November 28, 2019
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Sneaky Beaky

Sneaky Beaky - British Army lingo for special operations, sneaking about upto something doing something noone is allowed to know about.
Private Joe Bloggs: See those blokes over there? Reeks of sneaky beaky work... Must be SAS...
by Elunrdrian September 16, 2008
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Sneaky Kamikaze

Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you miss, its anal sex.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
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