Stumpy

Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This word is most frequently used on The Fresh Prince of Bel-air when describing Carlton.

“Hey stumpy!”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018

stumpy joe

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"

It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.

by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006

shumpy

enthusiastically pessimistic

Usually is used when someone is very willing to do something, and is very sure that the result will be abysmal.

Bill: "Hey, do you want to go with me to the beach? I'm going to try to learn to surf."

Hank: "Hell yeah I do! I'm sure you'll fail miserably, this will be awesome to watch!"

Bill: "Dude, why must you be so shumpy?"

by Vikks July 9, 2010

Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

by shortykelly January 15, 2014

spumgy

when you cum in girls shit

dude i spumgy all over that shit!

by wtfisthissht May 28, 2016

Slumpy Henderson

A name used to describe someone who is tired, lazy, unmotivated or is otherwise exhausted or incapacitated.

What did end up doing on Saturday?
Oh geez, not shit I was a Slumpy Henderson after Friday night.

Na, I don't think I'll make it tonight I'm slumping like a Henderson
ah c'mon don't be a Snooby Haglar.
I totally would, but I've working all day, I'm the slumpiest of Hendersons right now.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 12, 2017

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014