Stumping

Engaging in intercourse with a person who lacks one or more limb(s).

We should totally go stumping tomorrow night.

by weinerboy1234 June 1, 2024

scumping

licking the scum off dirty dish water spitting the chunky juices onto your crotch before pleasuring yourself pushing the lumps of soggy cold food into the urethra of ones penis then cumming to shoot them out like a blow dart.

scumping is my absolute favorite pass time, you should try it some time!!

by floofer030 May 20, 2025

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping

The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping

by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

Spum/Spumming

The phenomenon of "spum" can be best explained as the action of turning oneself (or by the manipulation of another) at a speed in which centripetal force is sufficient to force the expulsion of reproductive fluid from the body in a way that simulates orgasm. suffice it to say it's a combination of the words "spin" and "cum".

"After a long had day, what better way to wind down than to spum until I pass out."

"I'm going to be spumming for a couple hours babe don't come into my room."

Spum/Spumming.

by Big spum Ltd. July 2, 2024

Yugoslavian Stumping

Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.

Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?

by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025