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Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench
Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy
by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004
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straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period
man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze
by bness April 10, 2003
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Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.
Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.
by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012
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spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.
Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.
by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016
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squaddledongum

a term referring to an Irish man spilling his beer and cursing another Irish man 3 years of bad beer.
Ahh ya spilled me beer ya wee fucka, squaddledongum on ya reachid arse
by Kdizzle1345 March 12, 2017
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Scrandled

The state of being high from smoking a potent dose marijuana.
"Damn Kyle, that weed was good as hell.
Hell yeah pierre! I'm fucking scrandled!"
by RonCorCJ July 31, 2017
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Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once
I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!
by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017
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