Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003

Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.

Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.

by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012

spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.

Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.

by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016

squaddledongum

a term referring to an Irish man spilling his beer and cursing another Irish man 3 years of bad beer.

Ahh ya spilled me beer ya wee fucka, squaddledongum on ya reachid arse

by Kdizzle1345 March 12, 2017

Scrandled

The state of being high from smoking a potent dose marijuana.

"Damn Kyle, that weed was good as hell.
Hell yeah pierre! I'm fucking scrandled!"

by RonCorCJ July 31, 2017

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017