Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.
Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.
by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 01, 2014
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Out the spout

A word used as a general descriptor for something white hot with freshness. Something that is mind-blasting and too iridescent to touch. Progressive and direct from the source. (adj.) It's some out the spout shit. (adv.) I always bring it with some out the spout.

Also see "directly from the source".
Yo that kid is out the spout!

This coffee is definitely out the spout, yo!

Yeah man. I heard that band. I am glad we saw them when we did. That was some serious out the spout type stuff.

Well, personally I always thought his work was really out the spout, as it were. Really progressive stuff.

Zak came over last night and we had the most out the spout sex I have ever had. It was so incredible.
by Anton Geist April 26, 2010
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Mouth Spout

A person who doesn't bother reading or learning things for themselves but instead makes ignorant comments learned from other ignorant or radical red-neck sources
You are nothing but a Drumpf mouth spout without any opinions or knowledge of your own.

So what trash is coming out of your mouth today, you red-neck, ignorant Breitbart mouth spout.
by Lady Goshawke June 02, 2017
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Mouth Spout

Just a triangle cup. The entire thing is a spout.
"... why the hell do you have a triangle cup??"
"Because.... mouth spout."
by DumbleFumble November 18, 2020
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Red Spout

When a person is receiving a handjob from a woman who is wearing a ring on her finger and it accidentally cuts the mans penis. Immediately, blood starts to squirt everywhere uncontrollably.

The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.
Trisha’s such a bitch, she gave me a Red Spout last night.
by FatalStraw January 16, 2019
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Spouting toe

Women who run around in their tight running shorts during the summer usually spout camel toe.
Check that burd she spouting toe.

Theres some heavy toe spouting going on over there.
by Doh-nuts January 30, 2011
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