7 spoons

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger

Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.

by MrAndy January 14, 2008

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

Coke Spoons

Coke spoons refer to long fingernails that can be utilized to snort cocaine. Usually the pinky fingernail is kept long for this purpose.

Trim your fingernails, or are you trying to grow some coke spoons?

by the_annihilator May 26, 2010

Rusty Spoons

A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.

Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !

Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.

SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons

by beccasarahdeil January 14, 2010

interlocking bum spoons

a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.

Jess Riley decided to relax by engaging in interlocking bum spoons with her partner.

by sweetbabe2k9 January 21, 2009

Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

by Biggy August 10, 2004

West Side Spoons

West Side Spoons is a game which is played on the West Side (a place in which African American people are the primary residents). The game consists of driving around the West Side with a group of friends, and throwing spoons at African American people while yelling the "N" word. If you miss you have to go get the spoon. Its even better if you bring a black guy with you.

Group of stupid white kids: "Let's go play some West Side Spoons guys!!!, its not like we will get shot or anything"

Group of white kids: "Hey, you wanna go play some West Side Spoons?"

Group of unsuspecting sheltered children looking for some "badass" fun: "We don't know what that is but sure!!"

by childrenneedshoes. October 6, 2011