SpoonGang

A group of Kings that understand that the spoon is the best utensil. They dont mess with forks or knives. As the saying goes “if you aint a spoon you aint a goon”. The Spoons were created 5/3/17 and the SpoonKing is none other that the homie Justin. If anyone claims different they just a clout leech.

Bryan: “Hey, whos all going to the party next Saturday”?
Justin: “Oh you know, the whole SpoonGang homie”.

by Jdspnking11 July 19, 2020

spoondaloon

When eggs are glued to trees and you don't know why.

Look I found a spoondaloon cunt.

by Sir spoondaloon 1st February 20, 2021

Spoonguard

Term for someone so stupid they would probably manage to stab themselves with a spoon or similar blunt object.

"Martin is such a spoonguard he thought Christmas Eve was Santa's wife."

by BotanicalMetal March 11, 2023

Spongaloid

Having the intelligence or brain capacity on par or worse than many sea and ocean sponges.

Quit being a spongaloid and grow some brain cells.

by SeiGius June 16, 2023

Bi-Spoonal

Being either Big Spoon or Small Spoon depending on the mood.

Q: Are you a big spoon or little spoon?
A: I'm Bi-Spoonal, both work for me.

by Nootz October 6, 2022