Spanish splinter

When you get a splinter that digs underneath the nail in your finger.

It hurt really bad when I got a Spanish splinter in my fingernail.

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by Stabby Tabby January 22, 2023

spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

spintastic

This is a term mostly used by those involved with Wheel of Fortune. It means fantastic, but the "fan" is changed to "spin", referencing the wheel in the popular game show. Pat Sajak, the host, has said this phrase a few times, which is how it stuck with the audience.

You're going to college? Well that's spintastic!

by KannaACNH October 23, 2022

spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.

dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.

by ricky warden June 11, 2006

splinter

A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.

Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.

by Jameridith March 6, 2007

splintering

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?

by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008