Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by TK April 12, 2004

Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

splunging

When a women is so wringingly wet downstairs it makes a mess of her undergarments and runs down her legs.

"Wow that Menace chap is so stunning, Im splunging"

"Look at Lauren Courtney, she's splunging again"

by Hector McMadman January 7, 2012

splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

Splunk

A mixture of spunk and splooge. This is formed by the combined semen during a bukkake session.

Dude, I can't believe she drank that glass of splunk after we blasted on her face.

by Raindance! August 29, 2014

splurgun

general disgust and anger at someone. normally followed by a punch to the face

you trod on my new shoes, you splurgun

by Jym September 17, 2006

Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010