Splurge

To spend money freely with no remorse and very little consequence to your bank account.

Master P splurges when he goes to the Ferrari dealership.

by Jordan King October 29, 2005

slurp job

Similar to a blow job, but with nasty slurping and sucking sounds.

I'll tell you what, she might be fat but she gives a mean slurp job.

by Big Freeze July 18, 2006

Shlurpie

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012

J-slur

J-slur is a person who is ugly annoying and generally the most annoying person you know, typically fruity. Also known as, jacob lemion

Avery: WOW j-slur blocked me on EVERYTHING!

Lauren: that’s awful to hear:(

by Olive Juniper November 14, 2022

splurggh

The reaction that occurs when one's mouth is full of another's genitalia or orifices and breathing is somewhat difficult.

Similar to gagging but much more pleasurable

example1: As his mouth filled with the precious booty Nigel began to splurggh intensely

or

example2: as Beryl forced her hot gash on Debbie's face, Debbie splurgghed violently

by boofynz May 19, 2009

Splurge Club

A club in which a group of women get together for drinks, snacks, and possibly games. The ideal is twelve women, and each month each woman puts in a certain amount of money that will be won by one person. The draw pool begins with everyone's name in it, and each time someone wins their name is taken out of the draw. Everyone wins the sum of money once a year.

I'm going out tonight with the girls from Splurge Club!

by for_all_the_women April 18, 2010

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010