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Slope Side Layover

A total waste of time spent on the side of a ski slope waiting for a companion skier(s) who is simply not up to the task.
Après skiing conversation:

How were the lift lines?

The lift lines were the least of my problems. I think I spent half the day doing slope side layovers!
This is not more fun & smiles!

Flingwings
by Flingwings November 22, 2007
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Ski-slope tits

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.
Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".
by mtstew August 14, 2009
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splode

A mistransation of explode
by Harry Black February 18, 2004
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slopecrawl

A bar crawl hosted by Hotel School students of Cornell University. Slopecrawl occurs before the annual Slope Day event on the last day of classes. Each year, the event chooses different homes of which attendees may go between in order to pregame for Slopeday.
Dude 1: Are you attending Slopecrawl before Slope Day?
Dude 2: I wouldn't miss this shit show!
by HotelieSenior April 20, 2010
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slopenfiend

an expendable sidekick of evil chinese fictional characters as peresonified by Fu Manchu in the novels of Sax Rohmer
colloquial: a ski bunny or ski turkey who is addicted to the ski slopes and whose behaviour is boorish because of such addiction.
"see Dr Petrie it is the evil one , the devil incarnate, surrouded by his slopenfiends" "nah im not going out now too many slopenfiends about"
by vern madden October 15, 2006
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sploge fest

A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off
We had an epic sploge fest last night. Johnny's hands felt great.
by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011
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Sploge

Often referred to a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person likes to go on the Gindi diet and drinks Darkfruits.
OI Ibi with the kids you are a sploge
by Theboiboi June 29, 2019
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