spongussy

its a Spongebob fleshlight

a guy walks into a toy store and asks

-Is there any spongussy here ?
-i'm calling the cops

by Kkurtisss April 23, 2022

Splinkus

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

by Babble fish November 7, 2022

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Sploingo

uhhh idrk i just thought it sounded funny

Got damn! That's a sploingo right there. That's him. The Sploingo. Yeah.

by Dextionary February 15, 2023

spingus

a nickname for a very spindly and/or tall dog in place of its name, e.g. greyhound, whippet, lurcher..

- Can you get the dog in John?
- Sure. Spingus! Come here Spingus!

by mrs-pinkel May 15, 2023

Shlingus

someone who owns an elephant with a long shlong

Declan: hey Andrew what do you have there
Andrew: an elephant with a shlong
Declan: you dirty Shlingus

by Ronniemcnutt May 29, 2023

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024