splasm

when you nut in a sock but someone you know deep throats the sock

I splasmed in my sock and my mother came in

by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020

splish

Dick sucker Josh...Potomac Fallz HS

"Splish is a pickle smoking, tube steak eater."

by Regis is poop April 6, 2005

splime

a colony of intense lyrical metaphors usually in a gooey consitency.

"Yo this Mofo can spit the the splime."
or
"Mc T-Jay Can spit the splime."

by MC T-JAY May 24, 2007

spism

A mix of spit and jism

After some great head, she hockered up a megaload of spism

by funkusmungus October 23, 2011

Spism

The coma induced by working in front of a computer for more than 18 hours a day. Indicators include, red puffy eyes, tattoo's, drawn cheeks, piercings, pale skin, and red hair.

Remedies include: Sun, Surf, and/or Basketweaving.

The affliction is aggravated by continued computer use and/or Redbull.

Fred: Dude did you see that?
Joe: What?
Fred: That chick is totally spism'd.
Joe: Naw, Jane is always like that, she works too much.

by King Joe November 8, 2006

Spism

The True definition: Severe neck pain, brought about by all too vigorous self-pleasuring, normally at point of release of the motherlode.

Worker: Sorry Boss, I'm not able to make it in today; got physio later, and i'm on pain killers for my neck problem.

Boss: Spasm, or Spism?

Worker: Spism - the missus was out shopping last night, so I took the 'bull by the horns' and it all went a bit wrong. It's agony.

Boss: Bad luck chum - next time dont clench too hard, and no German telly.

by von hinton September 8, 2011

SPLISHED

SPLISHED - A Very Nice Way Of Saying Getting Really Drunk .I.E. ( Smashed or Pissed )

Daniel - When i get inside this club am going to get really Splished

Lisa - I will get Pissed with you

Adam - I have no more money to get splished

Daniel & Lisa = DAM

by Dacman1000001 December 9, 2008