Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

spinks

an inbred with spikey hair and no brain
often gets angry for no reason
an ugly shit

have you seen that spinks, such an ugly shit

by sidewalk banana June 1, 2009

sprinks

A precious pet name for one who is sprinkleishous and bootylishous. Comes from the word sprinkles and much combined together to form the word "sprinkmich."

Ownership of this pet name belongs to Jason, anyone who attempts to use this nickname will be hunt down and shot on site.

Dude #1: "I want a donut with frosting all over it."
Donut Lady: "Is that all sir?"
Dude #1: "No, wait I want it with sprinkles..huh... but not all over it."
Donut Lady: "Not all over it?"
Dude #1: "Yeah! huh Do ya got anything like that huh donut lady?"
Donut Lady: "Yeah, we just got some in. They're called sprinksmich for lunatics like you!"
Dude #2: "Woah, I'll have the same, that sounds AWSOME!"

by Bubba March 2, 2005

slinkster

a cowardly con-artist; includes both players and hacks; (plural, 'the slinksters': refers to the slinkster union)

The slinkster shirked his responsibilities at work to snoop around his girlfriend's apartment when she wasn't there.

by Ryan O'Connor December 28, 2006

sklinks

money scrupulously obtained for unscrupulous purposes

When we gettin' our NY sklinks from the Dreyfus, yo?

by Pipper Crimson Cock October 14, 2006

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

Sprinks

Slang term for synthetic cannabis (spice,k2,fake weed)
It's called sprinks because you only need a sprinkle of k2 to get you high

"Hey man you got the sprinks? I'm trying to get a scary anxiety filled high for 15 mins"

by Fuckingidkimstoned October 15, 2020