splatooned

The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this

Dude, I got splatooned last night by my dad!

by Ek4ns January 30, 2016

Splatoon

When you convulse wildly with diarrhea

The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor

by Shaggytor November 14, 2018

Emperor(Splatoon)

A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.

For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.

You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.

by mellowmelmel November 6, 2018

Spladow

1. Defintion seen above. Also can apply to throwing semen at any general person, place or thing.

2. To fuck up something.

3. Moted.

4. The splattering of an object.

1. Aw, watch out man I just spladowed that tuba over there...

2. Oh man, I spladowed that test yesterday!

3. P1: Dude, my ticket is right here- oh oops, I did leave it in the car...
P2: Oh, Spladow!!

4. I accidently dropped a melon yesterday and it spladowed all over the pavement.

by The Glock August 7, 2004

Splatoon

Nintendo's version of Bukkake simulator.

The sultry act of Splatooning.

by Bhp1997 May 25, 2021

Splatoon 2

Splatoon 2 is literally the exact same game as Splatoon 1, except you have to pay to actually do anything fun. Unless you like replaying the same levels over and over again...

“Hey, dude! You play Splatoon?
“Nah man, I only play Splatoon 2.
“You poor, poor soul...”

by Effedgusafhugbknh August 26, 2019

spladow

a word of exclamation during sex.

"oh man....SPLADOW!"

by mollypop February 28, 2005