Splashmaster

A term for a guy with the ability to forcefully urinate for long periods of time whilst keeping the toilet rim spray-free… a true marksman.

“Hey Julie, before your new boyfriend comes over again he really needs some splashmaster training… he pissed all over our bathroom floor again this morning.”

by Golden_Road November 5, 2020

Ass-splashin

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.

Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.

by bauhauser December 3, 2010

Clam Splashing

The Female Equivalent to Tea bagging.

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.

by Gnug November 3, 2017

Splashkin

The act of receiving a blow job while discharging a 360 degree watery splash of feces, also known as diarrhea.

Our blumpkin bet quickly quickly turned into a splashkin after the indian buffet at lunch.

Rob: Why do you get so excited when Jessica gives you a splashkin?

Justin: Because if you tilt your hips just right my shit gets sprayed on her face.

Rob: And that turns you on?

Justin: Just marking my property man.

by cuttycut5 March 8, 2011

splashback

When you take a crap and the water splashes your anus.

I was on the toilet today and then I had a splashback

by Ianandrew November 14, 2006

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010