splurgency

A sudden, manic compulsion to go out shopping for unnecessary consumer merchandise.

It is Labor Day in the US and retail sales events have triggered my wife to declare a national splurgency.

Once the splurgency concludes, we will certainly be making a second trip to return her purchases.

by Fibbersaurus October 25, 2022

pink splurge

when you are having sex with a girl on her period and pull out just before you cum. As you cum the jizz has slight pink/red highlights from the period blood... AKA Pink Splurge

I shagged this girl on her period then pulled out, just before I came. She was covered in a massacre of my pink splurge

by sydney shore August 14, 2016

turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"

by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020

Splerge

When somebody drinks a beverage that doesn't exactly taste good, the goes on to spit out the drink everywhere "splerging"

Morford drinks some hawkeye (type)

"This is disgusting!" the spits it what he just drank

"Dude, you just splerged everywhere!... not to mention the party foul..."

by Mr. Blank Spaces May 5, 2009

spladge

Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity

S Hetherton spladged all over the walls

by King Kong December 2, 2004

Splurge Monkey

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

Splurge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.

by D'emon November 5, 2002