Spanish splatter

bad case of diahrrea, often looking more like dysenterie

Man , I'm never eating there again.As soon as I got home last night it gave me the Spanish splatter.

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

pan-splatter

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. skat-splatt

(noun)

"That's the problem hot curries and beer... you just know when you wake up the next day that you're on for a full-on Pan-splatter every time."

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009

Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

by remtiw mada November 27, 2010

Splatata

-to sexually flirt with someone
-variations of the word include- splat, splatapus, splatamus prime, splautobots, splatocats hoooo!, splatafail, splatabos
- as a verb- splatting

Did you see him splatting with her?

Yeaaah, he's getting all the splatata.

by heyyitsthatguy October 21, 2010

Splats McGhee

The shits, When your asshole blows up, Wiskey shits, The runs, Can't stop poopin, The splats.

Looks like someone loaded a shotgun full of shit and shot it in the toilet bowl. Also blowin the toilet bowl off the hinges. shooting everything but the water in the pot. Splats McGhee!

by Bored tribal employees! May 18, 2011

splatter shot

deficating explosivley all over not only one's toilet seat but the walls, floor, sink and or bathtub of an enemy's restroom. see 'germantown splatter shot' as well.

i just gave teddys apartment a mean splatter shot.

by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

Splatoon 3

A Really FUCKING good game,
With a poggers Story mode (Furry ooze :D)

Me: I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON 3 AHFVRGDVFSBS
You: …Okay Then?

by Jackwastakenx2 September 26, 2022