slipshit

When you shit ur self, then it falls out ur pants and u slip on it.

John: *sees a kid shit his pants then it falls out*
Kid: ewwww *then he begins to stare at it*
John: WTF why are you looking at it?
Kid: idk
Then the kid walks forward and slips on his shit.

That is what a slipshit is

by Zeltzy on youtube September 9, 2019

Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

morning sips

Morning sips is when two friends decide to go on a bender early morning the day doesn’t matter as there will be a fuel filled day of drink, drugs and sex L&G certified sips

Lee wanted a drink and rang Gillian for a drink and she said “it’s too early” I replied “I know that’s why they call it morning sips”

by Tommy 2 strokes June 27, 2021

guns and ships

The fastest song in Hamilton at 6.3 words per second

Me - I'm taking this horse by the reins makin' red coats redder with blood stains.
My friend - ah guns and ships, classy

by Ham4life June 3, 2019

the spins

The spins is a term originated in north america, it happens when you overdrink or mix drinking with marijuana and the room begins to spin, usually causing nausea and toilet hugging behaviour. There are two things that cause the spins more than others, one being drinking Vodka and the other being Mixing rum with marijuana. A good way to avoid puking when you start to feel like this is to stand up, ALWAYS stay standing if you are sitting down and starting to spin, i say this in great confidence with years of experience behind this method.

"I was pretty drunk but as soon as we smoked that blunt i caught the spins and my night was over"

by Christopher Bowman July 29, 2007

Doin your mom by Fatty Spins

doin your mom is a very epic cool song made by ray william johnson (our god)

Ray William Johnson: doin your mom by fatty spins is the best video ever made
Person 1: yes.

by Doctor Coomer September 29, 2020

snip-snips

siccors

yo...pass me them snip-snips

by o0o0*snuglove*0o0o July 7, 2003