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Sperm Tax

If a friend of you hooks up with a person you introduced him with, then he is in your debt. He owes you Sperm Tax during the time he is together with the person you introduced him to, whether only for a night or during the longterm relationship. Sperm Tax is a concept tax and in no way related to actual money or quantities of real sperm. Mostly Sperm Tax is ‘paid’ by small favors or best by finding a partner for the person.
I heard Chris is still together with Amy. He owes me a lot of sperm tax.
by glaif August 11, 2010
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Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.
We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!
by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018
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sperm bandit

A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.
by eClaire May 6, 2006
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sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.
Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom
by SeanH September 30, 2004
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Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm

A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".
"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."
by IBTAL September 21, 2019
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sperm bank

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".
by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007
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Spermino

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.
Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.
by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020
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