If a friend of you hooks up with a person you introduced him with, then he is in your debt. He owes you Sperm Tax during the time he is together with the person you introduced him to, whether only for a night or during the longterm relationship. Sperm Tax is a concept tax and in no way related to actual money or quantities of real sperm. Mostly Sperm Tax is ‘paid’ by small favors or best by finding a partner for the person.
by glaif August 11, 2010
Get the Sperm Tax mug.Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.
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A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.
She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.
Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.
Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
by eClaire May 6, 2006
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Get the sperm recepticle mug.A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".
"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."
by IBTAL September 21, 2019
Get the Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm mug.1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".
by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007
Get the sperm bank mug.Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.
by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020
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