Spelunking

A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.

Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"

Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."

by thenannymoh September 7, 2003

ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain

Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.

by g spot May 21, 2006

ass-spelunking

the act of exploring and probing the depths of ones anus via the penile insertion method.

Lance and Jerome were out ass spelunking at the local gay rest area.

by rhino November 21, 2002

sticky spelunking

When you ejaculate into a pussy, and the bitch wants more; so you do some sticky spelunking.
When you finish nutting, and round two comes around without her cleaning up, so you have to fuck with the cum inside.
Spelunking means 'exploring a cave'.

"That pussy was fresh and unique;until I nutted, but she wanted some more; so I prepared for round two by doing some sticky spelunking".

by ifinnabus May 24, 2017

spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.

I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.

by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011

spellunking

The act of icy cold water splashing against your ass during defication.

That turd spellunked cold water up my asshole.

by DzNutz January 27, 2004

spellunking

The act of taking a shit while naked

I was about to get in the shower but then I realized had to make a doodie, so I went spellunking

by Jerusalen January 17, 2009