Speculum

Anal or vaginal pry bar

The doctor put his speculum in my wife's cooch, so I told him to throw an extra stitch or 2 in for me when he was done

ass cave pry-bar

by Asscaver June 1, 2013

Specimen

A person who is utterly subhuman, in both appearance and behavior, to such a shocking extent that they must be studied.

That maroon sweater wearing girl is a total fucking specimen, don't you just want to research her like some sort of animal or fungus *violent scream of rage*

by michael Fassbender real October 16, 2017

speculation

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.

"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."

by thespeculator October 18, 2009

Speculumating

Speculating about the level of sexual arousal that a woman may achieve , in particular how much vaginal fluid she make secrete.

Person one: "I bet she is soooo horny right now.!"

Person two: "Are you speculumating?"

by Dr.Lollypop November 14, 2013

A Fine Specimen of Manliness

A man who just oozes manliness, forcing all the women (and sometimes men) to take notice.

Gabbi: Wow, is that Collin?
Reagan: Collin, a fine specimen of manliness
Caleb: Wow...

by dicktrickles November 18, 2010

Specimen

A great band that played at London's Batcave club. Such members include Ollie Wisdom, Johnny Slut, Kev Mills, Jon Klein, and Jonathan Trevisick. Their most notable song is "kiss kiss bang bang". Their music was described as horror/dark glam meets goth-rock. Now it's just called deathrock or batcave - deathrock.

Batcaver 1: Did you see what Ollie was wearing last night?
Batcaver 2: Sure did bat, but man did you see Slut's hair? Amazing!
Batcaver 3: I wish my boyfriend had hair like that!
Batcaver 4: Specimen is an amazing band, right next to Alien Sex Fiend.

by Teenage Zombie Bat July 10, 2006

Specuous

adjective - of a speculative and dubious nature.

The idea that privatization of many public industries would improve conditions in Chile during the 1970s was specuous. Much of this conclusion was based upon untested, and highly debated economic theory.

by EricThomson March 27, 2009