spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

Shayne Wrobel

a boy who was killed november 5th, 2010 at 14 years old while riding his skateboard home. He loved skating and so a kind of memorial was made for him at the local skatepark in newington, CT. R.I.P. Shayne <3

Shayne Wrobel was a nice person who deserved nothing like what he got.

by RestinpieceShayne November 7, 2010

wank spanner

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner

check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner

by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004

spanner monkey

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.

"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

spaneisghey

Term used to describe one that has spane-like characteristics and has a strong, hidden a attraction to human males. One with an extremely small penis. One that has the characteristics of a very unintelligent person.

Spane is such a fagot.

by Online Diction March 1, 2003

spaneria

A scarcity of men.

Damn, this party is a real spaneria... where are all the guys?

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009

Spanner Dog

A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.

“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”

“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”

“You’re being a real spanner dog, just

by Spanner dog January 10, 2020