spaded

Being high and drunk at the same time.

damn i got so spaded at the party last night

by shabo June 7, 2007

spacedock

The ultimate sign of trust between two men. One man takes his uncircumcised penis and envelops the head of another man's penis with it. It is expected that both men wear astronaut helmets and nothing else during the procedure.

Bridge, this is control.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.

by IndomitableSnowman March 13, 2010

dick slayed

When someone with a dick was pleasured so good that the person is just completely blown away.

She totally dick slayed him last night.

by honeybuns808 December 20, 2009

Finger Sprayed

When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.

Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.

by 3$K August 4, 2017

Ahmad sayed

a boy name used in the Middle East. most likely a friendly elephant. he is a far cousin of Humpty Dumpty. is slightly funnier than Amy Schumer. hobby include screaming and drifting on the floor.

dang ahmad sayed is so cool

by birdfunnybusiness March 13, 2023

Spacedog

When a child's head is level with your butt, and you fart into their mouth. As heard on the podcast "In the (Fro)Zone".

I spacedogged so many kids at Disneyland today.

by AFishCalledRwanda December 9, 2012

Spaced

After getting high for a number of days in a row the day you are sober you say things you don't think about saying first and you don't realize you're doing what you are doing until a couple of minutes after you are doing it.

I got high on Friday and Saturday and today I am spaced

by Marsbarr May 31, 2009