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Joe Spawnn

Joe Spawnn, not to get confused with "Sleep Joe" is the coolest Teacher, Business Owner, and Fatherly Figures in the world, despite insulting his students every week in class, Joe Spawnn should be the type of person everyone inspires to be!
Person 1: DUDE WE HAVE JOE SPAWNN FOR OUR TEACHER THIS YEAR!

Person 2: NO WAY! I HEAR HE ONCE MEET THE QWEEN OF ENGLAND!!

Person 1: Yeah, that sure sounds like him!
by big _brain_me January 25, 2022
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pay day spawn camping

Almost a direct result of the recession though it has been observed prior to it. It is the act of going to a friend or family members house and waiting until they either come home with a check or decide to go cash it in an effort to borrow money.
Sue: Someone has been in the Johnson's front yard for about an hour and they aren't home. Should we call the police?
Nate: Nah thats just Bob's brother Guy, he's been pay day spawn camping every other Friday since he lost his job.
Sue: Poor thing, damn economy.
by Dr. Spoonenstien February 25, 2010
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spawn molested

When you are playing a video game and spawn, only to be swarmed by the enemy and immediately killed.
Jesse has spawn molested so many people in video games that he was forced to register as a sex offender.
by nice cream paint job November 2, 2009
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spawncamper

Wusses who cluster around opposing side's spawn point in online FPS games.
"WTFDAMMIT!! STUPID SPAWNCAMPERS!! I'm sick of this!"
by BeautifulTerror May 15, 2003
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Question Spawner

Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.

What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.

A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.
You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"

"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"

"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"

You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
by reddlynx99 May 22, 2011
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Spawn-Trapping

the act in a first person shooter were the enemy team camps at your team's spawn point, however this only happens in games were the objective is at your spawning point like demolition.
The hell with those Spawn-Trapping hackers, i'm backing out!
by xXFTWXx June 22, 2011
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Devil's Spawn

Someone who is pure evil; does evil things without reason. Ex:Bob Greenblatt, new programming head of Showtime.
DLM Fan 1:Why did Greenblatt cancel Dead Like Me?
DLM Fan 2:Because he's the Devil's spawn, that's why...
by ReaperAyane December 29, 2004
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