To anally fist someone so hard they are apauld by the amount of shit that is on your fist afterwards.
by NotYourAverageRapist January 22, 2018
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by Lizbo the lezbo November 6, 2020
Get the Spudding mug.Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
by Uncle Club February 2, 2020
Get the Hog scalding mug.north paulding high school is the weirdest school ever. everyone thinks it’s made up of snobby rich kids from bentwater, but half the kids are broke living in random country trailers in the woods, and it’s on a cow pasture. a good 50% of the kids are weird goths or anime kids or have herpes or all 3, so the remainig normal half of the school just kinda chills with eachother or just become friends with kids from allatona high school, harrison high school, or east paulding high school. there’s also a weird expectation of the normal kids to be in all honors and ap classes and if you aren’t your dumb. pretty much no one cares if you take difficult classes because their expectations are extremely high. there’s a few small groups of fake bitches but they are pretty much the only ones that like eachother so no one really cares. this school always ends up on the news because it’s all made up of nicotine addicts who say “nigg**” and offend everybody. there’s a few random country ass kids who are the reason for the country stereo type at north but everyone else tries there hardest not to act country.
“did you hear about north paulding high school on the news?”
“yeah, about that bitch who lied to the police about a school shooting note and tried to get away and ended up in jail?”
“pretty much sums up that school.”
“yeah, about that bitch who lied to the police about a school shooting note and tried to get away and ended up in jail?”
“pretty much sums up that school.”
by nphsstudent69 November 28, 2018
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It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails
It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails
There were a bunch a lighweights at the party last night as indicated by the hundreds of spaldings we had to clean up.
by jcollege May 18, 2009
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A: Don't be a staudinger (said to someone who goes missing).
B: Why don't you just go staudinger and get lost.
B: Why don't you just go staudinger and get lost.
by fifey November 12, 2013
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"Mate im gonna give her a right spudding"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"
by Hiphopopotomus&Rhymenoceros October 23, 2008
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