spastic cunt 

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen

spastic cunt by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

Spastic finger syndrome 

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

Spastic finger syndrome by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Spastic Centipeagle

Or Spastic Centip-eagle: When a male transexual who is receiving anal and giving head and two hand jobs has sex with another person who is also giving head and two hand jobs and so on and so forth in a linked series. If you can picture in their head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle. Link two or more people in a chain performing Spastic Eagles and they will thusly form a Spastic Centipeagle.

Look at these twelve people in a chain doing a glorious Spastic Centipeagle.

Spastic Centipeagle by Rumpleslangstein October 5, 2017

spastic chariot 

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

spastic chariot by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Spastic Songster

Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.

Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."

Spastic Songster by smokingmole April 7, 2010

spastic rejects 

a hyperactive group of individuals with little to no attention span whose refusel to take medication gives birth to what society deems, randomly-obnoxious and loud.

"those spastic rejects are destroying my house." shit! they're back, i told you that the spastic rejects are just society's bastards. "good luck finding a bus short enough for those spastic rejects." "spastic rejects!" "i'll coach the retards but i refuse to see or hear that knew brand of handicapped".

spastic rejects by timmy spastic July 25, 2011

spastic bumhole 

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara

Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole

spastic bumhole by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018