Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.

Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.

by Deucebeast January 28, 2006

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.

That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

Crab Slanger

Slang word for hooker or slut. A person who knowingly has crabs or any other STD, that gives them away like candy.

Hey baby, you looking for a date?
No thanks, I don't fuck with crab slangers.

by Ru$ticulis November 10, 2010

Craig Spangler

Craig Spangler is a coward, above all. He never admits his fault/responsibility. He actually said (more than once) “I don’t get grumpy.” When confronted about his bad behavior (examples to follow) he will pull something from the past up about you, wrench his sweaty hands, deny, and then run. He did this many times. Prime example. I am the home schooling mother (only because our daughter was smarter than the teachers in public school). I have been am musician since 11 years old. Played flute professionally, taught private lessons, won awards. I do not not have music degree, but he cannot clap on the beat. While supervising her violin practice time, I was having her play in front of a mirror. She was being a kid. He came upstairs, interrupted, and said to me in front of her, “Leave her alone, you don’t know what you talking about.” Of course he denies this (coward) and has NEVER apologized. This is only one example of his cowardly person. He couldn’t even allow the musician to have authority over music in our home. This was his attitude toward his child’s mother I empirically. A lot of damage has been done because of his disrespect to his child’s mother. Let him burn in hell.🔥🔥🔥 Coward’s who divided the mother from daughter should burn in hell.

Craig Spangler the coward

by DurgaMother May 1, 2020

sponger

Someone who lives off of others like a parasite, continually taking advantage of their generosity and good will.

"You need to tell your new boyfriend to get a job! He's taking advantage of you! He's a total sponger!"

by FoxLily August 8, 2013