The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.
Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."
Ryan: "How did you know already?"
Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
Ryan: "How did you know already?"
Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
by Blakeley December 27, 2007
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Jay: It's like what you said about ....
Jane: When did I say that?
Jay: It was on your twitter.
Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.
Jane: When did I say that?
Jay: It was on your twitter.
Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.
by subsistence May 29, 2009
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Term used to refer to the Sydney based group of fanboys Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, and Calum Hood. Known on the internet from meeting celebrities from all over the world in their hometown of Sydney, Australia and for excessive number of celebrity follows on their personal Twitter accounts.
Have you seen who the Stalker Squad met today? Kim Kardashian!
I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!
I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!
by Blondhes June 10, 2016
Get the Stalker squad mug.A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.
*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*
(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*
(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009
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"He/She's such a pathetic scaredy-stalker."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."
by ur2funny May 17, 2011
Get the scaredy-stalker mug.My "service provider" said my bill was paid, but it wasn't me or anyone I know. It wasn't a mistake. Appears my Sugar Stalker paid my bill.
by Jaymi November 15, 2017
Get the sugar stalker mug.Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018
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