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smooth-brained

An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.
Those smooth-brained idiots voted for G.W. Bush twice!
by drastic_quench May 23, 2008
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sloth job

an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.
That girl's wrist must be so sore after giving me a sloth job last night.
by 8InchesOfPain November 25, 2011
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Slothalothaphobia

The fear of all sloths and any of its relatives, such as the armadillo
'Fancy coming to the zoo with me?'
'Sure but we need to stay away from the sloths'
'How come?'
'Mate I got some slothalothaphobia'
by Sloth guy December 23, 2012
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Power Slothing

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.
This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.
by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009
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Smooth as Butter

A term used by plane spotters to describe a smooth or soft landing that you can't feel or barely feel inside the cabin
Ex 1 :
Plane Spotter 1 : WOW! Did you see how softly the pilot landed the plane?
Plane Spotter 2: Yeah! I got it on film too. It was smooth as butter.

Ex 2:

Passenger 1: Are we on the ground yet or was this landing was smooth as butter?
Passenger 2: I think we are... and it was!
by daddydonald69 May 2, 2017
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soothing

A big, huge boner is sometimes referred to as a soothing.
"Look at you. You've got a soothing."
by Running out of patience January 27, 2007
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smooth operator

Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular".

Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation.
If he/she isn't in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved.

Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.
Kevin is a smooth operator.

Julie thinks "That Kevin is one smooth operator."

Everyone agrees, and life is awesome.
by Kevin Coffey April 1, 2005
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