Turkish Omelette

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.

"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"

by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008

Omelette

Hot naked girl comes into your room
and ask if you want anything don’t reply with omelette

Sammy do you want anything.....omelette 🤦 ♂️

by Wolfpacknz October 25, 2019

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017

The Omelette

When a person cums in an ear and then folds the ear over.

She wanted breakfast in bed so Mateo gave her the omelette.

by Illinwill August 30, 2014

Pocket Omelette

(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.

He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.

by gcrunk March 19, 2010

french omelette

when you cum in someone's ear and they fold it over into an omelette. :)

i had a great french omelette this morning for breakfast.

by DirtySanchezritethismin August 3, 2009

Floppy Omelette

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

by HellsBells85 August 19, 2011