sockings

when you wear socks so high that they're practically stockings

yo dude i got the sockings

by X-Æ-A-13 December 2, 2019

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

by Zach.pem October 3, 2020

stolking

something delicious but at the same time kinda duuuurty

mmm stolking misss b****y mmmm

by asdfasdf1234 June 20, 2007

Pink socking

When you reach inside someone's anal cavity and pull their arsehole out

"Woah Sarah there's liquid shit all over the walls!"

"Sorry, I received a good ol pink socking last night and now my arse is loose"

by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019

Socking

Pulling down some person's sock by at least 2 inches from the intended height of the sock. Then yelling you got "Socked!" after it has been done, better if it is caught on camera, or with witnesses standing by. (Don't do it by yourself or it's just lame, and means you're alone.)

Doing this during a football game to an opposing player's socks is even better.

Jeremy was standing next to Nathan when he realized Nathan was wearing high socks. Jeremy with intense speed managed to pull down and "Sock" both of his legs. This left Nathan with a very odd feeling of being violated and confused. Jeremy then proceeded to yell, "YOU GOT SOCKED" The socking was successful.

by CorneliusBB October 2, 2011

salking

Salking (v.) (Pronounced: Saul-king)

Salking is just the combined form of Sobbing and Talking. It's used usually to calm someone down while they're sobbing...and talking.

Person 1: *Sniff* Why c-can't we j-just be friends? *Sob*
Person 2: Please, just stop salking. It'll be better this way.

by Justin "J Weezy" Wulf April 29, 2007

red socking

Red socking is a form of vilent anal sex. Red Socking utilizes the donkey punch to stun the recipient. Once the recipient is sufficently stun the "giver" hastily removes his penis so as to expose the recipients rectal lining.

The redsocking videos I downloaded made me vomit.

by SW12 December 29, 2004