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soften your cock

When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.
by Mandingler April 16, 2017
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Sofie

My annoying ass cat that just wants to make my life worse, anytime i want to sleep, this fuzzhead fuckin meows and claws me and shit. She's a fluffy 6 year old retarded cat that just does random ass shit, god damn cat, im just laying down, and she jumps up on my bed and just "Meoooowoowoooooooooowoowo" its like "Shut the hell up you fukin dam cat retard."
My mom, "why are you up so early?"
Me "Sofie and her retarded annoying fluffball woke me up meowing and clawing me fuckin cat."
by SS_iResPawn February 20, 2022
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Marie Sofie

Marie Sofie is a really really sweet girl with a large heart. She will always be there for u no matter what. She’ll never judge and has the purest soul ever! She also has an amazing style and music taste, she’s very opened towards ur interests and will do extra research (even if takes hours) just to help you making an decision. Her Humor is really good but not everybody gets it. It’s always fun to be around her bc it never gets bored. She’s really sensitive and a bad bitch at the same time tho. Your friendship with her has more of a value than any money in the world !

Do not ever let a friend like Marie Sofie go.. you’ll regret it more than anything.
Person 1: “U won’t believe me how Marie Sofie changed my life to the better”
Person 2: “how is that supposed to happen lol”
Person 1: “she was there for me when nobody else was & gave me a lot of confidence I never knew I had in the first place!”

Person 2: “wow I wish I had a friend like Marie Sofie!”
Person 1: “IKR??”
by skye.is.trying.her.best October 22, 2020
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sofie

shes the funkiest, grooviest, most luvable gal eva, she rox! Sofie is pretty, funny n god dam kewl! (this gals not afraid to die her hair pink!!)
wen u c a funky, sexi gal in da shoppin centre, at da cinema or on a beach- u can bet ur ass shes a sofie!!
by Tapps January 27, 2005
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Cuddling a softie

The point during sex when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to "thumb in the softie", the dissatisfied "thumbee" consoles the "thumbeur" by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.
Stuey: So... how did you get on with that slug last night? You didn't have to thumb in a softie again did ya?

Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.
by Poppa Stuey December 15, 2011
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Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.
Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.
by Squach June 1, 2012
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sofie amalie

Handsome girl with an IQ above 1000. She is allways center of attraktion. Intelligent, beatufil, unic, and sweet. She does not like 6.graders boys
She is so Sofie Amalie
by Henr0747 September 21, 2017
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