im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.

"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"

by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013

Soaking The Rug

1.When a couple decide to have sex in the shower and figure out that it is a huge pain in the ass. They proceed to move things outside, possibly on the shower rug that you step on directly outside of said shower. Being drenched, they both "soak the rug."

2. Cumming on/within the confines of your partners pubic hair.

1. Deeds: Forget this shower babe, it's too restricting.

Sonoma: Shall we proceed in Soaking The Rug?

2. Squeekwal: Baby, I'm thinking of Soaking The Rug.

ChuckE: Bring it on, and stay away from my eyes.

by Mickey Fan March 22, 2009

SofaKingWeeTarded

So Fricking Retarded

you know man you are sofakingweetarded

by _VB_ aka Derrick January 24, 2009

soaking hot

Florida weather in August when it's 98 degrees outside and the humidity is upwards of 86%.

Mom, it's soaking hot outside!

by Venomousblueeyes August 15, 2019

soaking cork

code term for "sucking cock" used in online profiles to avoid getting flagged and removed.

I am a divorced white woman, enjoy dining out, travel, and soaking cork for the right guy.

by Jamie2021 June 27, 2020

sofa king awesome

It's pronounced as "So F***king Awesome" when you say it at normal speed

Person 1: Hey dude can you say this word: "sofa king awesome:
Person 2: sofa king awesome? (he said so fking awesome)

by galearic November 19, 2020

Soaking The Cherrio

When somebody swipes their tongue across your a** during oral s*x.

Tim: How was last night?
Jerry: That girl was wild man... she was soaking the cherrio

by yungflojo May 30, 2022