soak up my mucilage

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.

i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!

by michael foolsley April 8, 2011

soak up

easy as saying absorb.

i'm gonna soak up the sun

by abercrombiefny February 19, 2007

soak and poke

having sex at the hot springs. This can sometimes lead to bladder infections

ow, it hurts when I pee.

you went to the soak and poke didnt you?

how did you know?

by Travis April 30, 2006

soak hole

When a couple is snuggling and "soaking" each other up, the male partner grows tired of waiting for the other partner to initiate intercourse so he inserts his erect penis into his partners "soak hole".

Scott grew tired of just snuggling with Felicia, so he slid her panties down and gave her "soak hole" a good plunging.

by wetmonkey January 21, 2018

soak it incider

a funny retort when someone gets slightly injured

Bob darn ive hit my thumb
Tom go soak it incider.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Soak and Toke

The Art of smoking weed while cleansing oneself in a body of water or shower if one is not a complete hollow head.

Faced with the dilemma of morning multi-tasking, Mcconaughey decided the best decision he could make was not to wake and bake and potentially forget to shower, but to soak and toke with his RooR Icemaster, which despite Mcconaughey growing older, stayed the same age.

by SRliVeson August 8, 2010

soak and toke

Derived from the "wake and bake," the soak and toke is when someone smokes marijuana before and/or after a shower. The steam, fragrances, and noise from the shower mask the act of smoking. Additionally, the resulting smoke can be carefully blown out of a ceiling vent, leaving no residual marijuana smell. Therefore, this method is often employed by those living with an authority figure who is opposed to toking.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, you wanna meet up and hit some sticky icky?

Stoner 2: Nah man, my parents have got me on lockdown since they found out I've been smoking. I think I gotta settle for a little soak and toke instead.


a hopkin-original

by B.Hop February 16, 2009