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beer snorkel

Put a bendy-straw into a beer bottle leaving the bent part out. Then chug the beer using the straw as a "snorkel". Similar to a bottle bong but uses a standard bendy-straw.
Blake... that beer snorkel f*cked me up.
by misterree April 27, 2008
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Dorkel Snorkel

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.
She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.
by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006
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Dick Snorkling

You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011
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Giff snorkel

An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.
Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.
by Great snot 87 May 8, 2016
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Costa Rican Snorkel

When a girl gives an underwater blowjob in a hot tub coming up for air only when necessary. Note that the whole head must be submerged. Some claim that experts can finish the snorkel without breathing. Mastering the snorkel takes extensive practice and many years of swimming experience.
What are you doing? No way. Not the Costa Rican Snorkel?

It was amazing. I have never seen such a great snorkeler before.
by LovesToSnorkel February 11, 2009
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cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.
That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!
by Sherry The Commo Goddess October 13, 2006
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Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man
by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010
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